When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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