I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
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Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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