is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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