Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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