STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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