But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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