Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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