that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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