I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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