Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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