end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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