I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
