i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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