You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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