Have you finally orgasmed yet?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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