i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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