Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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