Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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