So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Still dying that you shit outside
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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