You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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