i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'm sobbing to NWA
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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