My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
