I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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