Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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