I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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