so explain again why im purple
no
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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