My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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