But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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