Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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