This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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