Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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