that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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