Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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