after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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