Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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