I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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