i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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