Banned from zoo.
Again?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Randomize
