umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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