Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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