He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
how drunk are you?
Several
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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