and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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