i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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