don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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