So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Mom said you looked used
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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