You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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