she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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