We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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