worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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