Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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