I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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